![]() Being on you makes it Christmas every day. You must be Chile… because I’d like to spoon you.Īre you from China? Because I can’t stop Peking at you. We don’t need to visit Northern Africa for me to Chad you up. ![]() Oh are you from the CAR? I never realized that stood for Cute, Attractive and Ridiculously-good-looking. Every day’s been paradise since you Cayman-to my life. You must be from Canada… because you’re one in Eh million.Īre you from Cape Verde? Because I’m hoping nobody can Praia-s apart. Royal Palace, Phnom Penh, Cambodiaĭo you want to go to Cameroon with me? I’d like to see Yaoundé-wear. Wat country are you from? I’d guess Cambodia, because you Siem iReap-laceable. I’d love to take you to East Africa, so I can grab Burundi-wear. Is your name Burkina? Cuz I can already tell I’m gonna Faso hard for you. Click here for more places to visit in Bulgaria I know we’re not in Bridgetown, but can I still call you my Bar Bae? Dos eyes of yours are stunning!Īre you from Belarus? Cuz you’re so pretty, I wanna coMinsk-etch you.Īre you Belgian? Cuz I waffle you so much. You’re probably not from Manama, right? Because my life has nothing Bahrain when you’re away.Īre you from Bangladesh? Cuz I’d love to Taka to you. You must be from the Bahamas… Cuz Nassau your gorgeous smile from across the room. I’m not sure if you’re Azerbaijani, Baku’d you go on a date with me? We must be in Austria, because you’re Alps-olutely stunning. You must be from the Caribbean, because you Aruban me just the right way.Īre you from Australia? Because you meet all of my koala-fications. This may be an Antigua-ted compliment, but I do believe you’re Barbuda-ful.Īre you from Armenia? Because Yerevan in a million. I hope they’ve banned you from Antarctica because… Oh nevermind, I was gonna use an icebreaker, but it looks like you’re so hot, you’ve already melted all the ice. You might not be from the Caribbean, but I wanna take you out… Anguilla have a good time. I’d love to take you out for dinner… And/orra dessert □ You must be from Algeria, because I want to get Dinar with you.Īre you from Pago Pago? Because I wanna see Samoa your smile. You must be Albanian, because I want Tirana-way with you. We must be in Kabul, because Afghan and fallen in love! Cheesy Pickup Lines for Every Country in the World (A-Z) ![]() The “big plus” flag in Lucerne, Switzerlandĭo you realize we’re this country’s biggest tourist attraction? You’re the Angel, and I’m Fallin’. Having you in my life is like having a Swiss flag. Cheesy Country Pickup Lines – Video Versionĭayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Some are classics that were too good to exclude. So, in the following post, I’ll start with my favourites and then a complete list from A-Z… Enjoy!!ĭisclaimer: While 90% are original, I can’t take credit for every single one of these lines. (Yes, feel free to get that on a T-shirt. After all, 7 days without a pun makes one weak. Naturally, they’re inspired by my love of word play (have I shown you my copy of the Grate-est Joke Book ever? I’m not being funny, that’s literally what it’s called)Īnyways, some are clever, some are dirty, some are so painfully horrible that your whole body will cringe, but hey, I promise you’ll smile (at least once).įor the ones that are reeeaal stretches, I’ve added the non-punny sentence in brackets. I can’t quite remember where the idea came from, but it soon became my most random project to date. A Pickup Line for Every Country in the World – My Best Idea Yet? That is precisely why I’ve sat down and created a cheesy pickup line for every country in the world (according to Worldometers). Sure, some might call it a freakish competitiveness or just a petty desire to prove people wrong, but when I come up with an idea, trustthat I’ll do anything in my power to make it a reality. ![]() I’m one of those people that takes challenges very seriously.
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